"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
I TOO AM A PERSON
MY NAME IS MEGAN
I LIKE THINGS
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I LIKE
ENJOY (or don't, it's your choice) BUT I'D PREFER IF YOU ENJOYED
ALSO I HAZ GIRLFRIEND NOW
SHE IS SO GREAT
HER NAME IS ESTELLE
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
don’t know if this has already been made
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE
Yeah but what made him call it Uranus?
"No, you can’t call it George"
"Well fuck then, Uranus"
make me choose » anonymous asked:
Nine, don’t you wish you could have been part of this gifset too?
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
THAT MOMENT WHEN UR ON THE TOILET AND UR ABT TO FLUSH BUT U NOTICE U STARTED UR PERIOD LIKE AT THATEXACT MOMENT AND UR JUST LIKE NOT TODAY NATURE NOT THESE PANTIES